exile as a concept is so funny. it’s like “we don’t care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again”
bad vibes banished
by order of his majesty the king:
𝕭𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙
power move: instead of executing your problem subjects, just make them someone else’s problem
can you believe there are people out there who speak MULTIPLE languages and then APOLOGIZE for not having perfect grammar in their third or fourth language?????? like do you know how incredible you are???
According to wikipedia they aren’t even true moles; they covergently evolved and are more closely related to elephants than true moles, and this info is REALLY fucking me up.
u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something
“Cowboys could be an invasive species” is an extremely hot take I wasn’t prepared for
